Suggested rules for future Republican debates:
1a NO MENTION
WHATSOEVER of Ronald Reagen. We get it. He was awesome. He'd also
dropkick you in the teeth Chuck Norris style if he heard how his name
was being thrown around.
1b Hannity&Colmes will NOT do post-debate shows in FOX
2 Huckabee can't whine about how hard it was to be a Governor.
3 Guiliani can not mention the following: "As Mayor of New York City," or any instance of "Mayor of New York City."
4 Romney shall refrain from pointing out the obvious ("recessions are bad") and eating up his 90 seconds, then proceed to demand more time after the time bell sounds.
5 Thompson must continue to act as though he doesn't care and say whatever he wants
6 McCain must refrain from mentioning the amazing things he's done for his "border state" (which fails miserably when it comes to illegal immigration & last in the country for education)
6b McCain will also refrain from addressing the audience as "my friends",and "my dear friends"
7 Ron Paul must continue to be fiesty, outspoken and force his way through his time instead of playing nicely.