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Type.

Sep 1, 2008
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It's ill how much of a type I have, when it comes to men. Painful, really.

Same aesthetic. Tall and lanky, expressive eyebrows, long face, defined jaw, perfect chins, eyes that pierce, wild hair, that same cocky look, rebellious, voices that melt...
How typical of me! Granted, Robert Pattinson is my latest obsession - once I heard he was taking on the role of Edward Cullen - the fictional epitome of male perfection - my heart literally leapt out of my chest. November can't come fast enough.
(still trying to figure out where Scott Bakula fits in - perhaps my attraction to overly intelligent, scientific men - Hayden was Anakin - who, let's face it - lived rebellion and was a brilliant Jedi, Rob playing Edward - again, male perfection - intelligent, controlled, calculating and against what his world said he should be, and my darling husband - who in his own way is rebellious - politically and far too intelligent for his own good).

So, what it comes down to is: I'm additced to rebellious geeks. Hot, tall, rebellious geeks.

Lessons.

Sep 1, 2007
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So, Im off to Sedona for the weekend. I can't wait. The project I've been working on for months now at work is about to go live, and I couldn't be happier. Although, that means a lot of damage control next week, and big fixes, but hey, that's fine. I just can't believe I'll have 3 days without my phone, I'm actually leaving my laptop here at home (!!) and I plan on just relaxing, partying and putting my head somewhere else.
My mp3 player is loaded with loads of good workout music (recc's: Kayne - Stronger, Timbaland - The Way I Are, Fall out Boy - The Take Over, the Breaks Over & Thnks 4 the Mmrs) and there's of course, my dose of cheese music - the Hairspray soundtrack (which I am currently singing at the top of my lungs, much to Nick's dismay)
I have certainly had an interesting week... the oddest thing that happened (just a quick story I have to share) was on Wednesday. I had put on my grey (almost skinny) jeans, red heels, and a black low cut tank top. Hair was done, long necklace, trendy, cute, whatever. So I get to work and end up having to run an errand for the boss. Hop in the truck and run down to the bank in Old Town Scottsdale. On my way back (after flirting with the cute boy-teller at the bank) I get a nod from a guy in a construction vehicle - a white pickup with a red ladder strapped to the top. I smile back and do a wave (because I'm feeling BEYOND cute at this point) which I guess means, to men, that I will show them my boob. So, begging ensues, and I can't stop laughing and shaking my head "no". I switch lanes because he's driving me crazy, and he follows. He blocks every exit while still smiling at me and trying to get my to flash him. Finally I motion that I'll get off at the next exit and can I PLEASE have some room to move over? because we're goin 80 on the 101 nd this is dangerous.
He nods and moves over to get off, I stay on the freeway to get off at the next exit. And then it happens. I almost drove off the road because as I'm looking at him with a slightly victorious smile, he pulls out his totally erect penis and starts waving it around. Prince Albert and all.
On the freeway.
A dick, flapping around.
Lesson learned: DONT FLIRT WITH RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE FREEWAY,
Okay, people are here, and that's all I have time for. I'll be back on Monday night, so Tuesday.
Have a great holiday weekend!